Corporation: Information

“Colonel Cargill was so awful a marketing executive that his services were much sought after by firms eager to establish losses for tax purposes. Throughout the civilized world, from Battery Park to Fulton Street, he was known as a dependable man for a fast tax write-off. His prices were high, for failure often did not come easily.”
― Joseph Heller, Catch-22

We warp at zero. We fly cargo expanded freighters. We fit mixed gun sizes. We fly fast tackle with safety green. We approach bridge titans. We sensor boost station guns and shoot stargates. The minerals we mine are free. We thought walking in stations was rad. We don't understand how nosferatu works but fit it anyway. We activate all of our modules, all of the time.

At F-Trade, we prove every day that incompetence is an art form. We take pride in applying the absolute minimum-viable level of finesse to any endeavour.

Not accepting applications, for fear of accidentally allowing common sense or experience to raise our hard-earned, carefully maintained, atrociously low bar.