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I sexually Identify as an Gordon Ramsay. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being awarded so many Michelin-stars. People say to me that a person being an Gordon Ramsay is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m a fucking head chef. I’m having cheap foreign labor install all my Michelin-stars, Reality TV Shows and parts of my first solo resturant, the Resturant Gordon Ramsay, also known as "Gordon Ramsay at Hospital Road" on all of my newest resturants. From now on I want you guys to call me “Ramsay” and respect my right to cook from above and be awarded Michelin-stars needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a ramsaphobe and need to check your head chef privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.












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Jam those ones first, and kill them last.”
- Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104