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After thousands of years Ronco scientist have solved the male hair pattern balding problem. Ronco presents hair in a can, Now available in 4 natural colors and 2 non natural colors. If you act now we will throw in at no additional charge an ( Eve I Win Button ) with a special voucher to activate it once Ronco scientist achive a breakthrough actually making it work. Imagine you are peacefully mining and in comes a gank squad you smile sublimely a trickle of sweat beads up on your forehead , you put on your Ronco supplied paper napkin hat and push the I win button , sending the gank squad to the cess pool. But wait theres more!